im nicole and this is my funny blog. i post a lot of selfies for an ugly person. i track "nicoldemort."
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sirenboy:

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dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

white feminists needa learn that wearing wtvr u want just doesnt stop at crop tops and shorts. let desi women out in salwar kameez. let muslim women out in hijabs.let african women wear caftans. let women of color out in public without getting harassed.

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

spicednuts:

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

i learned from tv that if you put a weasel in your pants it’ll burrow into your asshole

ailovekago:

cradily:

the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10

But at least you can image

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

biboplola:

Poster taken by me in Amsterdam this summer

ERNST COPPEJANS, Dans le milieu.

michaelgclifford:

skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this